More from The Frictionary

Here are another ten quotations taken from The Frictionary:

306. Old age manifests itself three ways: first, you lose memory...I forgot the other two. (Bob Hope)

307. Pity costs nothing, and ain't worth nothing. (Josh Billings)

308. An expert is one who knows about more and more about less and less. (Nicholas M. Butler)

309. If George Washington never told a lie, how did he become president? (Milton Berle)

310. Suicide is the worst form of murder, because it leaves no opportunity for repentance. (John C. Collins)

311. It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. (Don Herold)

312. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. (James Stephens)

313. When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. (Charles Evans Hughes)

314. Government is like a big baby - an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsability at the other. (Ronald Reagan)

315. Adam died at the age of 930, from terminal boredom. (Jeremy Pascall)

That's all for today. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Until next time, be happy!