The Frictionary # 178

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1686. Technology smells fear. (William A. Akers)

1687. I have nothing against God, except his fan club. (Jenny Berger)

1688. Faithful: one who cheats on the same woman all his life. (Michel Lauzière)

1689. If God had meant for animals to live indoors, he would have given them second mortgage. (Tom Robbins)

1690. Holding back information is a form of constipation of knowledge. (Théophrate Renaudot)

1691. There'll be two dates on your tombstone
And all your friends will read 'em
But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em. (Kevin Welch)

1692. Give a skeptic an inch and he'll measure it. (?)

1693. Be kind to your shadow. (Rebecca Lawless)

1694. Many have too much, but none enough. (Danish proverb)

1695. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. (George Carlin)

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