The Frictionary # 237

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2276. Truth exists; only lies are invented. (Horatius Bonar)

2277. Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. (Woody Allen)

2278. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. (Spanish proverb)

2279. Today, what is not worth being said is sung. (Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais)

2280. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. (Oscar Wilde)

2281. All maxims have their antagonist maxims; proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but half a truth. (William Matthews)

2282. Children bring consolation to everything...except having some. (Hippolyte Taine)

2283. Ignorance brings intolerance; most of all in those who ignore their ignorance. (Réjean Lévesque)

2284. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0. (?)

2285. There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity. (Tom Peters)

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