The Frictionary # 306

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2976. It is impossible for someone to lie unless he knows the truth. (Harry G. Frankfurt)

2977. The semi-colon: the bastard child of the period and the comma. (Gary Gulman)

2978. Children are unpredictible; they get older and then they die. (Jean-Marie Gourio)

2979. Hope is the last thing to die in man. (Diogenes)

2980. You cannot invite the wind but you must leave the window open. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

2981. Old age is the most unexpected of all things that can happen to a man. (Leon Trotsky) Also attributed to James Thurber

2982. Perhaps is it better for God we do not believe in him. (Albert Camus)

2983. If I ever own an optician's, I'll have the sign done in a blurry font. (Jimmy Carr)

2984. In the past, parents raised children; today they finance them. (?)

2985. Conscience is our magnetic compass; reason our chart. (Joseph Cook)

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