The Frictionary # 503

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4546. Never make a decision when you're feeling guilty. (Stephen Colbert)

4547. Dreams have only one owner at a time.  That's why dreamers are lonely. (Erma Bombeck)

4548. Succeed: the best way to try. (Michel Lauzière)

4549. Vinegar: wine's angry brother. (Tom Robbins)

4550. Insomnia
all of my dreams
get to sleep in.  (Coyote Sings)

4551. The ideal woman is the one you discover once married. (Lionel Allard)

4552. Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated. (Robert C. Savage)

4553. Facebook: department of planetary complaints. (Stéphane Laporte)

4554. If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color. (?)

4555. It doesn't help to have the "know-how" when the "know-why" is what you really need. (Mardy Grothe)

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