The Frictionary # 543

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4946. The possession of facts is knowledge, the use of them is wisdom. (Thomas Jefferson)

4947. When you rise in the morning, (...). If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself. (Tecumseh)

4948. In tax havens, there is no Adam, no Eve, only snakes. (Stéphane Laporte)

4949. Just think of meditation as "mental floss".(Bob Thaves -"Frank & Ernest")

4950. This is why I'm a fan of Buddhists and Jews.  There's no such thing as a door-to-door Jew. (The Oatmeal)

4951. To invoke the future is to make a speech to the worms. (Louis-Ferdinand Céline)

4952. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Jim Carrey)

4953. The first thing a missionary teaches the savage is indecency. (Mark Twain)

4954. New broom sweeps well, but old broom knows the corners. (Caribbean proverb)

4955. If you don't become the ocean, you'll be seasick every day. (Leonard Cohen)

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