The frictionary # 608

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5606. Hope is a blank page. As long as the page is blank we can believe that we'll draw the most beautiful picture. (Stéphane Laporte)

5607. Unawareness isn't something you can be aware of. (...) In other words, it's only when you come back that you notice you were gone. (David Cain)

5608. If it's a movement, I sometimes think it needs a laxative. (Florynce Kennedy)

5609. We mustn't touch idols; the gilding remains on our hands. (Gustave Flaubert)

5610. Hatred is self-punishment. Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. (Hosea Ballou)

5611. To love is to feel that we're missing something. (Jorge Luis Borges)

5612. Desire motivates
the mass production
of illusion. (Positively Wyrde)

5613. Salad dressing is just lettuce gravy. (Jim Gaffigan)

5614. Life has no remote; get up and change it yourself. (?)

5615. If life is a dream, dying is an insomnia. (Alejandro Jodorowsky)

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