The Frictionary # 636

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5886. The universe is a never-ending story that, happily, writes itself continuously. (Terry Pratchett)

5887. All depression has its roots in self-pity and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously. (Tom Robbins)

5888. Our society is self-cleaning, like the ovens. It erases what does not deserve to remain. (Philippe Starck)

5889. His house
was built out of 
murdered trees. (Réjean Lévesque)

5890. The days of the digital watch are numbered. (Tom Stoppard)

5891. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. (James Goldsmith)

5892. Being frank is not to say what you think, but to think what you say. (Coluche)

5893. Happiness is a china shop; love is the bull. (H.L. Mencken)

5894. Masturbation will make you deaf...Nah, it doesn't make that much noise. (?)

5895. He who loses himself in his passion has lost less than one who loses his passion. (Augustine of Hippo)

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