The Frictionary # 739

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6926. If it's far away, it's news, but if it's close at home, it's sociology. (James Reston)

6927. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. (Joan Rivers)

6928. When I see that I am nothing, it is wisdom. When I see that I am all, it is love. And between the two, my life flows. (Nisargadatta Maharaj)

6929. As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. (Robert Quillen)

6930. Every definition is a danger because it limits. (Réjean Lévesque)

6931. Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. (Samuel Johnson)

6932. Love: a four-letter word, two vowels, two consonants, and two idiots. (Pierre Desproges)

6933. A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. (Jerome Blattner)

6934. Face your problems, don't Facebook them. (?)

6935. Obviously, the devil is spring-loaded and, where God went wrong, is when he pulled the trigger. (Victor Hugo)

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