The Frictionary # 761

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7146. Who has never left his country is full of prejudice. (Carlo Goldoni)

7147. It is futile to blame our unhappiness on someone who doesn't care, so we blame it on someone who does. (Robert Brault)

7148. Reading, a good way to get richer without stealing. (Arlette Laguiller)

7149. People ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. (Emo Philips)

7150. England is a cup of tea
France, a wheel of ripened brie
Greece, a short, squat olive tree
America is a gun. (Liam Stack)

7151. Christianism has done a lot for love by making it a sin. (Anatole France)

7152. Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him. (Benjamin Franklin)

7153. The past, the future, those two halves of life, one says never and the other says always. (Alphonse de Lamartine)

7154. To a cannibal, a pregnant woman is a bit like a Kinder Surprise. (?)

7155. Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature. (Martin Henry Fischer)

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