The Frictionary # 801

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7546. There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule. (Charles Osgood)

7547. Nature has created differences, man turned them into inequalities. (Tahar Ben Jelloun)

7548. Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. (L.J. Peter)

7549. Love uses a bow and arrow while hate prefers the Kalashnikov. (LANDEYves)

7550. Hope is not a plan, but without it, nothing else is a plan either. (Robert Brault)

7551. Perhaps only a butterfly
surfing breeze
has more fun
than a kid
on a swing. (Positively Wyrde)

7552. Nowadays, pure untainted water is holy water. (Réjean Lévesque)

7553. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. (E. Joseph Cossman)

7554. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. (?)

7555. Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. (Doris Day)

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