The Frictionary # 872

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary: 

8256. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. (Arnold H. Glasow)

8257. Acts have their being in the witness. (Cormac McCarthy)

8258. The old do not move so much/ Their motions have too many wrinkles,/ their world is too small./ From the bed to the window, then from the bed to the rocking chair/ and then from the bed to the bed. (Jacques Brel)

8259. When you have a Ph.D., you call them hypotheses, not guesses. Gregory Benford)

8260. Bricks are just domesticated rocks. (Julie Resigned)

8261. Poetry is a religion without hope. (Jean Cocteau)

8262. Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no. (Betteridge's Law of Headlines - Ian Betteridge)

8263. Trump is Woody Allen without the humor. (Peggy Noonan)

8264. Auctioneers are the original rappers. (?)

8265. It is OK to fall in love but you must be able to get back up. (Jean-Michel Ribes)

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