The Frictionary # 973

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9266. A novel is a mirror out for a ride on a highway. (Stendhal)

9267. Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. (Arthur Miller)

9268. What Americans excel in is ignoring their ignorance. Some are even proud of it. (Réjean Lévesque)

9269. The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know. (Robert G. Ingersoll)

9270. What expresses joy the best? Dance. (Réjean Lévesque)

9271. The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. (Jean-Paul Kauffmann)

9272. Why can't women be priests? Is the penis the router's antenna that allows a wireless wi-fi connection to God? (Boucar Diouf)

9273. The cutting of the gem has to be finished before you can see whether it shines. (Leonard Cohen)

9274. Who picks up after seeing eye dogs? (?)

9275. Isn't the present moment the exact middle point of infinity? (Varoujan Doneyan)

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