The Frictionary # 1014

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9676. I don't think about death, but I'm sure it thinks about me. (Patrice Desbiens)

9677. There are times in life when people must know not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this. (Terry Pratchett)

9678. I don't share this passion we have for prolonging life. It is a form of accounting of capitalist societies, as if more years were necessarily better. (Daniel Pinard)

9679. A writer is God. (Steven Hough)

9680. Humor (...) disarms, while irony hurts and ridicule kills. (Georges Elgozy)

9681. The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. (Margaret Thatcher)

9682. We don't discuss cooking recipes with cannibals. (Jean-Paul Vernant)

9683. Friendship is like pissing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you gets the warm feeling that it brings. (Robert Bloch)

9684. No matter how popular they get, antibiotics will never go viral. (?)

9685. Trust does not come from the exterior, but from yourself. (Stéphane Dompierre)

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