THe Frictionary # 1106

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10576. It is impossible to defeat an ignorant in an argument. (G.M. McAdoo)

10577. Man differs from the animal in that he is endowed with ulterior motives. (Antoine Blondin)

10578. If you eat something, but no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. (Lewis Grizzard)

10579. Men hunt, women fish. (Victor HUgo)

10580. Entropy leads to the heat death/ of the universe & so/ the final diminishment of desire/ I hope  we meet before then. (Positively Wyrde)

10581. Education indeed serves much more often to enhance the quality of elected officials' speeches than their results. (François Cardinal)

10582. Life is like a box of chocolates, because only 2 out of 5 chocolates are actually good. (Jacob Ford)

10583. You can't fight progress.  But I've noticed you can unplug a lot of it. (Funnyoneliners)

10584. Promises are like babies, easy to make, hard to deliver. (?)

10585. One stops being a child when one realizes that telling one's troubles does not make it better. (Cesare Pavese)

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