The Frictionary # 1148

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10996. The secret of living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. (Tibetan proverb)

10997. You are the music/ while the music lasts. (T.S. Eliot)

10998. I don’t want a tombstone. Time erases everything. Let’s help him. (Catherine Mavrikakis)

10999. Creationism is the belief that God could create the world in 6 days but couldn't find 2 naked people hiding in a garden. (John Fugelsang)

11000. It’s not because there is a rose on the rose bush that the bird lands there: it’s because there are aphids. (Jules Renard)

11001. Medical science has made such tremendous progress that there is hardly a healthy human left. (Aldous Huxley)

11002. I quite like being alone, and my pleasure is sometimes greater depending on who isn’t there. (Philippe Geluck)

11003. The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice. (Brian Herbert)

11004. How do flat-earthers explain the seasons? (?)

11005. The greatest folly of man is to believe that things happen because he desires them. (Laure Conan)

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