The Frictionary # 1175

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11276. Psychiatrist: a lunatic whose obsession is to cure other lunatics. (Georges Elgozy)

11277. Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go. (T.S. Eliot)

11278. It is never what we do that makes us stress out; it is how we do it. (Dhyan)

11279. He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. (Benjamin Franklin)

11280. You have to live all of one life to discover how short it is. (François Gervais)

11281. How much more fun would breast implants be if they had squeaky toys inside them? (Thom Gilmore)

11282. A family that shouts is a united family. (Gérald Godin)

11283. When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness. (Emo Phillips)

11284. Children are for people who can't have dogs. (?)

11285. All sins have their origin in a sense of inferiority, otherwise called ambition. (Cesare Pavese). * Are you thinking of Trump?

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