The Frictionary: more quotations

Here is another batch from The Frictionary:

216. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. (?)

217. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. (John S. Nichols)

218. If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. (Wilson Mizner)

219. It's called a breakup because it's broken. (Greg Behrendt)

This last quotation will also be the title of the sequel to the bestseller "He's Just Not That Into You" by Behrendt and co-author Liz Tuccillo who this time will be replaced by Greg's wife Amiira for the forthcoming book.

220. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless. (?)

221. Time is the longest distance between two places. (Tennessee Williams)

222. Life is the conservation of the possible. (Paul Valéry)

223. A broken heart is mostly a broken pride. (Michel Tremblay)

224. Even the air is dishonest in LA. (Uma Thurman)

225. Life is a zoo in a jungle. (Peter De Vries)

Until next time, be happy!