"Quotations", you said?

More quotations from "The Frictionary":

136. Never wave to your friends at an auction. (William E. Brodersen)

137. They say alcohol lessens your inhibitions. I say it lowers your standards. (Rejean Levesque)

138. Love and cough cannot be hid. (George Herbert)

139. Apathy is becoming a major problem, but who cares? (?)

140. Art: seeing the world as I am, not as it is. (Paul Eluard)

141. The love of one's country is a natural thing. But why should love stop at the border. (Pablo Casals)

142. Goals are dreams with deadlines. (Diana Scharf Hunt)

143. Religions change; beer and wine remain. (Harvey Allen)

144. Love all. Trust a few. (William Shakespeare)

145. Know thyself. If you need help, call the CIA. (?)

That's all for now. Be happy!