The Frictionary (continued)

More quotations from "The Frictionary":

76. Insurance covers everything except what happens. (Miller's Law of Insurance)

77. Before sleeping together today, people should boil themselves. (Richard Lewis)

78. Sex is a powerful aphrodisiac. (Keith Waterhouse)

79. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. (Robert Orben)

80. A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody. (?)

81. The problem with ruins is that they have dwellers. (Roland Giguère)

82. Canned laughter is the lowest form of fascism. (Paul Krassner)

83. Memory is better than a video, because it's free and it doesn't work very well. (David Owen)

84. In a 75-year lifetime, 25 years are spent sleeping. What a waste, especially for those who dream in black and white. (Jonathan Lowe)

85. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin & Jane Wagner)

That's all, folks!
Until next time.