More from The Frictionary

Here are more quotations from The Frictionary:

66. Progress is trodding forth in the desert of time and the repairmen are following like vultures. (Rejean Levesque)

67. A political reporter is like a horse player. Have you ever met a horse player who would rather be a horse? (Norman DePoe)

68. Retired is being tired twice. (Richard Armour)

69. Everything is either
Concave or -vex
So whatever you dream
Will be something with sex. (Piet Hein)

70. The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. (Erich Fromm)

71. The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction. (Noelie Altito)

72. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. (Plato)

73. The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. (Joe Ancis)

74. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. (Jasper Carrott)

75. In a democracy, the majority has every right to act as stupidly as the minority. (Frank Dane)

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