Here is another batch!

Here is another batch of quotations from The Frictionary!

86. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. (Alfred E. Newman)

87. The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. (Eric Hoffer)

88. The purpose of life is a life of purpose. (Robert Byrne)

89. Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. (Hank Ketcham)

90. Resolutions are like eels; easily taken but difficult to hold. (Alexandre Dumas fils)

91. The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. (Woody Allen)

92. The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain to express: Err and err and err again but less and less and less. (Piet Hein)

93. To an American tourist (...)the entire Russian language looks and sounds like "KAOPECTATE". (Bill Lee, the cartoonist)

94. If I were a king, I would be wary of aces. (Tristan Bernard)

95. Aan aardvaark is aan aanimal like aan aanteater. (Milton Berle)

Be happy!