Here are more quotations...

Here are more quotations from "The Frictionary":

96. Ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an asshole. (?)

97. Intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. (Greg Oetjen)

98. Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease. (Sandra Hull)

The three quotations above were among winning entries in the "Word Alteration Contest" for week 278 in the Washinton Post's Style Invitational. Contestants were asked to add, subtract, or change a letter in a word and supply a new definition.

99. Ideas are like kids. Once you have them, you must raise them. (Daniel Picouly)

100. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. (?)

101. Man is good but veal is better. (Bertolt Brecht)

102. A friend is a road, an enemy is a wall. (Chinese proverb)

103. We like because, we love although. (Paul Pearsall)

104. Jesus Christ is the only anarchist who has really succeeded. (André Malraux)

105. The mountain remains unmoved at seeming defeat by the mist. (Rabindranath Tagore)

Until next time.