Once again, from The Frictionary...

Here is another batch from The Frictionary:

316. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt. (Michael John Boehm)

317. Each hour is a little bucket of time to fill, the clock says when to pour. (John Boslough)

318. The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. (?)

319. The more we judge, the less we love. (Honoré de Balzac)

320. Poets, like whores, are only hated by each other. (William Wycherley)

321. Birth control pills are deductible, but only if they don't work. (Milton Berle)

322. What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? (Bertolt Brecht)

323. Myth is other people's religion. (Joseph Campbell)

324. Fun is like insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. (Kin Hubbard)

325. Caress a circle, it will become vicious. (Eugène Ionesco)

That's all for today. Until next time, be happy!