Sunday, June 25, 2006

The Frictionary # 79

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

696. Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks. (Lewis Grizzard)

697. All the tombstone inscriptions, without exception, are full of praise...Where are all the scoundrels buried? (Georges Clémenceau)

698. To create is to kill death. (Romain Rolland)

699. Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember. (Oscar Levant)

700. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. (Florynce R. Kennedy)

701. Why is life so tough? Perhaps it was cooked for too long. (?)

702. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. (W.C. Fields)

703. If you keep a secret, it becomes your slave. (Persian proverb)

704. California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. (Fred Allen)

705. Avarice is the sphincter of the heart. (Matthew Green)

That's all for this week. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Peace (please).


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