The Frictionary - Edition # 75

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

656. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. (?)*
*Sometimes attributed to Henry Ford and many others.

657. Necessity has the face of a dog. (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

658. Masturbation is not illegal, but if it were, people would probably take the law into their own hands. (George Carlin)

659. When you are happy, there is much left to do: console the others. (Jules Renard)

660. We either make ourselves happy or miserable - the amount of work is the same. (Carlos Castenada)

661. Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. (Edward R. Murrow)

662. If God exists, that's his problem. (?)

663. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. (Dorothy Parker)

664. He who knows nothing doubts nothing. (Spanish proverb)

665. The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. (Gandhi)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Have a nice week.