Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Frictionary Post #68

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

586. You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. (Anne Lamott)*
* Anne Lamott admitted having stolen the quote from a Jesuit friend Tom Weston.

587. Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past. (Lewis Mumford)

588. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. (Dereke Bruce)

589. Poetry's a zoo where you keep demons and angels. (Les Murray)

590. To be good is noble, but to teach others to be good is nobler - and less trouble. (Mark Twain)

591. To be brave is to behave bravely
When your heart is faint
So you can be really brave
Only when you really ain't. (Piet Hein)

592. If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? (Steven Wright)

593. Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them. (?)

594. Imagination has no muscle. (Danny Laferrière)

595. There are two sides to every argument until you take one. (L.J. Peter)

That's all for today. Please feel free to send your comments or suggestions. Peace!


At 12:45 AM , Anonymous Caitlin said...

Greetings. It's been a while, thought I would stop in and say hello. What can I say, college keeps me busy. Keep quoting. I am finding some lovely ones at college.


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