Another page from The Frictionary

Here is another batch from The Frictionary:

496. The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

497. Satan, the first consultant. (Mark Twain)

498. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes on the roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)

499. Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (A.A. Milne)

500. Songs are life in 80 words or less. (Neil Diamond)

501. I wanted to tell you a boomerang story but I forgot it. Well, not to worry, it's going to come back to me. (Coluche)

502. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. (?)

503. There are people who can really hold a conversation but who forget to release it. (Réjean Lévesque)

504. Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. (Walt Whitman)

505. The highest result of education is tolerance. (Helen Keller)

That's all for today. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome. Peace.