More quotations from The Frictionary

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486. Adam's first domestic pet after the expulsion from Paradise was the serpent. (Franz Kafka)

487. Hope is a tired dream. (Pierre Foglia)

488. Dijon-vu: the same mustard as before. (?)

489. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. (Johann Wolfgang Goethe)

490. The great thing about the dead, they make space. (John Updike)

491. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. (Bill Watterson)

492. It is not enough to have wit; you must then have enough of it to avoid having too much. (André Maurois)

493. Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull on a face like that on purpose. (Allan Pease)

494. Shetland pony: sub-compact horse. (?)

495. Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. (Fred Allen)

That's all for today. Have a nice week.