The Frictionary - Merry Christmas!

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

436. Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. (Ludwig Borne)

437. Dieting: wishful shrinking. (?)

438. A line is a dot that went for a walk. (Paul Klee)

439. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. (George Burns)

440. Unlimited warranties are usually neither. (Bill Shea)

441. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. (Jeffrey Barnard)

442. The four stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus. (?)

443. Truth exists, only lies can be invented. (George Braque)

444. Aibohphobia: fear of palindromes. (J.J. Hentsch)

445. To be fulfilled, a prophecy needs lots of flexibility. (Mason Cooley)

That's all for today. Happy Holidays! Peace on Earth.