Another page from The Frictionary

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

346. Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws. (Karl Kraus)

347. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. (Mary Bly)

348. The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. (Jerry Seinfeld)

349. If Abraham's son had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice. (Scott Spendlove)

350. It's impossible to give you my age, it changes all the time. (Alphonse Allais)

351. Conversation is when three persons are talking; gossip is when one of them leaves. (?)

352. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. (Jeff Marder)

353. God said, "Let there be light". And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry. (Kevin Krisciunas)

354. In mute people's country, the blind are deaf. (Louis Scuténaire)

355. Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

That's all for today. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Until next time, be happy!