Once again, from The Frictionary...

Here is another batch of quotations from The Frictionary:

376. People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a jar on my desk. (Stephen King*)
* King was quoting Robert Bloch.

377. If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles? (Gyles Brandreth)

378. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. (Lily Tomlin)

379. Chance often is the others' will. (Alfred Capus)

380. Some believe that genius is hereditary, the others don't have children. (Marcel Achard)

381. A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. (Terry Nation - "Doctor Who")

382. The light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion, the tunnel is. (?)

383. I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it? (Emo Phillips)

384. Frisbee: California's state bird. (Alan Thicke)

385. Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. (Mignon McLaughlin)

That's all for today. Until next time, be happy!