Another page from The Frictionary

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

456. When men reach the sixties and retire they go to pieces. Women just go right on cooking. (Gail Sheehy)

457. Women need a reason to have sex...men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)

458. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. (George Carlin)

459. If you believe everything you read, better not read. (Japanese proverb)

460. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count - and those who can't. (?)

461. All cruelty springs from weakness. (Seneca)

462. A life without dreams is like a puppet without strings. (François Gervais)

463. I never lost my virginity, (...) I remember where I left it. (Jim Corcoran)

464. Medecine: the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence. (James Bryce)

465. Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. (Carl Sandburg)

That is all for this edition. Until next time, be happy!