Another page from The Frictionary

Here is another batch of ten quotations from The Frictionary:

536. Pity is a good disguise for contempt. (Réjean Lévesque)

537. It's possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. (Lee Segall)

538. To express pure love between men, all that is left is the tip. (Paul Claudel)

539. The best books (...) are those that tell you what you know already. (George Orwell)

540. You can only predict things after they've happened. (Eugène Ionesco)

541. The most exhausting thing in life is being unsincere. (Anne Morrow Lindbergh)

542. Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. (Frederic Raphael)

543. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (?)

544. Experience is a lantern that you carry on your back and that only lights the road behind you. (Confucius)

545. Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. (Carl Sandburg)

That's all for today. Until next time, be happy!