Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Frictionary - Post #67

Here is another batch from The Frictionary:

576. A career is a job that has gone on too long. (Jeff MacNelly)

577. I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit card. (Henny Youngman)

578. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. (Henry Kissinger)

579. A bachelor is a man who is right sometimes. (L.J. Peter)

580. A dog is perpetually on the wrong side of a door. (Ogden Nash)

581. Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. (Mark Twain)

582. If creativity didn't exist, we would have to invent it. (William Yochum)

583. When we reach our goal, we believe that the road taken was the good one. (Paul Valéry)

584. To really know a man, observe his behavior with a woman, a flat tire, and a child. (?)

585. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

That's all for today. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Peace!


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