The Frictionary # 102

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

926. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. (Woody Allen)

927. Of all those who have nothing to say, the most pleasant are those who shut up. (Coluche)

928. These are hard times, ideas are flabby. (François-Bernard Huyghe)

929. Your freedom ends where my nose begins. (?)

930. Man: the ape that walks like a chicken. (Chad Oliver)

931. New York is a city of tall buildings and very low culture in which dress designers and interior decorators are the social superiors of the people they work for. (Joseph Heller)

932. Old fools are more foolish than young ones. (François de La Rochefoucaud)

933. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Pablo Picasso)

934. U.B.O. (Unidentified Baking Object): the mysterious green stuff that appears in holiday fruit cakes across America. (Rich Hall)

935. Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure. (Don Wilder)

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