The Frictionary # 103
Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:
936. Originality is the art of concealing your source. (Franklin P. Jones)
937. The optimist is a happy idiot (...) and the pessimist is a unhappy idiot. (Georges Bernanos)
938. The world is not run by thoughts nor by imagination, but by opinion. (Elizabeth Drew)
939. I was born in Australia because my mother wanted me to be near her. (?)
940. Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. (Lewis Grizzard)
941. A free man is the one who runs faster than money. (Dany Laferrière)
942. I come from a big family: mammals. (Owen O'Neill)
943. Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
944. Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. (Dennis Leary)
945. Liberal: a power worshipper without the power. (George Orwell)
That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this blog in your in-box. Have a nice week.
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