Sunday, October 07, 2007

The Frictionary # 146

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1366. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? (Jerry Seinfeld)

1367. The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound. (Pat Elphinstone)

1368. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (?)

1369. The future is only a present to be arranged. You don't have to forecast it, only to allow it. (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

1370. Bigotry tries to keep truth safe in its hand with a grip that kills it. (Rabindranath Tagore)

1371. Leather coat: fur coat that had leukemia. (Mike Ward)

1372. There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. (Henry Adams)

1373. A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. (Lewis B. Hershey)

1374. (D)iet is a four-letter word. (Johnny Hart)

1375. Modesty is the opiate of the mediocre. (Michael O'Harro)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week.

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