The Frictionary # 146

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1366. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? (Jerry Seinfeld)

1367. The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound. (Pat Elphinstone)

1368. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (?)

1369. The future is only a present to be arranged. You don't have to forecast it, only to allow it. (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

1370. Bigotry tries to keep truth safe in its hand with a grip that kills it. (Rabindranath Tagore)

1371. Leather coat: fur coat that had leukemia. (Mike Ward)

1372. There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. (Henry Adams)

1373. A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. (Lewis B. Hershey)

1374. (D)iet is a four-letter word. (Johnny Hart)

1375. Modesty is the opiate of the mediocre. (Michael O'Harro)

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