Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Frictionary # 157

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1476. Tinsel is really snake's mirrors. (Steven Wright)

1477. People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. (Ben Elton)

1478. I like to read like a hen drinks, raising my head up frequently, to let it go down. (Jules Renard)

1479. Women would be so nice if they weren't so absolutely bent on being happy. (Marcel Achard)

1480. If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name? (?)

1481. Adults don't believe in Santa. They vote. (Pierre Desproges)

1482. Forever is composed of nows. (Emily Dickinson)

1483. If you want to know how rich you are, just count up the things you have that money can't buy. (Daniel Webster)

1484. Getting caught is the mother of invention. (Robert Byrne)

1485. Graveyards are full of indispensable people. Yesterday, they buried the grave-digger. (Denis Langlois)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week and a Merry Christmas!

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