The Frictionary # 147

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1376. He who cannot lie does not know what the truth is. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

1377. It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. (Matt Damon)

1378. Despair is the only mark of equality amongst humans. (Jacques Roumain)

1379. What language do all programmers use? Profanity. (?)

1380. Teachers are great chroniclers of the future. They tell us that the adults of tomorrow will confuse lack and emptiness, darkness and obscurity, absence and desire, self-esteem and brontosaurus poop. (Pierre Foglia)

1381. A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. (Arnold H. Glasow)

1382. (T)he only unnatural sex act is one that can't be performed. (Alfred Kinsey)

1383. (I)n politics, you are who you pretend to be. (Michael Kinsley)

1384. Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. (Steven Wright)

1385. Satisfaction is not easy because it is the end. (Carlos Gavito)

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