Sunday, August 05, 2007

The Frictionary # 137

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1276. Yesterday is gone and it cannot come back, tomorrow is not here yet and it will never come because it is always now. You want to be happy, be happy now. (Tishan)

1277. I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. (?)

1278. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. (Henny Youngman)

1279. Scientists say the earth's rotation is slowing down...probably due to the accumulation of National Geographic magazines in basements. (Réjean Lévesque)

1280. Freedom is indifference. (Louis Scutenaire)

1281. Lif is too short. (Bart Gold)

1282. The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams)

1283. A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. (Robert J. Vogel)

1284. If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy. (Kurt Vonnegut)

1285. There's no fool like an old fool - you can't beat experience. (Jacob Braude)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week.

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