The Frictionary # 127

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1176. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. (Sam Levenson)

1177. The problem with couch potatoes is that you can't even kick their butts. (François Avard)

1178. Whoever named it 'necking' is a poor judge of anatomy. (Groucho Marx)

1179. Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark. (?)

1180. America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. (John Updike)

1181. Assumptions are the termites of relationships. (Henry Winkler)

1182. Suffering does not kill, it is despair that destroys man. (African proverb)

1183. Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity. (William Blake)

1184. Style is like fingernails: more easily shiny than neat. (Eugenio d'Ors)

1185. The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. (Rita Mae Brown)

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