The Frictionary # 117

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1076. Between sarcasm and irony lies the same distance as between a belch and a sigh. (Hugo Pratt)

1077. Nothing whatsoever happened in the world today, everybody was watching television. (Jim Davis)*
* "Garfield".

1078. If you took all the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end to end, they would be more comfortable. (?)

1079. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. (Frédéric Bastiat)

1080. Where there is doubt, there is freedom. (Latin proverb)

1081. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. (George Carlin)

1082. In order to be yourself you first have to be somebody. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

1083. Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. (Zig Ziglar)

1084. History is a vast early warning system. (Norman Cousins)

1085. Truth is only what you choose to remember. (Pat Conroy)

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