Sunday, March 04, 2007

The Frictionary # 115

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1056. For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat. (Jonathan Carroll)

1057. Commit suicide! Why, we spend our lives doing it. (Louis Scutenaire)

1058. Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. (John Updike)

1059. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (?)

1060. The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. (Jane Wagner)

1061. Once I was a credit to my credit card. (Peter Gabriel)

1062. Never buy a bottle of wine that has a "sell by ..." date on it. (Johnny Hart)

1063. Why pay a dollar* for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark. (Fred Stoller)
* This won't do in Canada. The dollar is a coin (the loonie).

1064. Bed is the poor man's opera. (Italian proverb)

1065. Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers. (Abbie Hoffman)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Peace!

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