Sunday, January 14, 2007

The Frictionary # 108

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

986. God would be unjust if we weren't guilty. (Charles Baudelaire)

987. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? (Steven Wright)

988. Cell phones: how amoebas communicate. (Johnny Hart)

989. Man and woman are like two sides of a medal; they can't see each other but they stay together. (Coluche)

990. Never hit a man with glasses. Use a baseball bat. (?)

991. Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. (Dave Barry)

992. Duct tape is like "The Force". It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the Universe together. (Carl Zwanzig)

993. The similarity between "tourists" and "terrorists" is not only phonetic. (Réjean Lévesque)

994. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. (Steven Weinberg)

995. Those who believe in telekinesics, raise my hand. (Kurt Vonnegut)

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