The Frictionary Christmas Edition (# 105)

Here is the 2006 Christmas edition of The Frictionary:

956. If your kid doesn't believe in Santa because he's seen one in every mall, better not tell him there's a baby Jesus in every church. (Pierre Légaré)

957. The perfect gift for the man who has everything - a burglar alarm. (Milton Berle)

958. In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. (George Bernard Shaw)

959. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Charles M. Schulz)

960. God himself believes in advertising. He put bells in churches. (Aurélien Scholl)

961. It's a small world...so you gotta use your elbows a lot. (?)

962. Santa has the right idea - visit people only once a year. (Victor Borge)

963. Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. (Benny Hill)

964. If little else, the brain is an educational toy. (Tom Robbins)

965. The present is the ever moving shadow that divides yesterday from tomorrow. In that lies hope. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. A Merry Christmas to you. Happy Winter Solstice!