Sunday, January 28, 2007

The Frictionary # 110

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1006. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. (?)

1007. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and it's waiting for it. (Terry Pratchett)

1008. There may be aliens visiting Earth but I can't figure out why they only seem to abduct the schizophrenics. (Martha A. Churchill)

1009. Fidelity makes dogs noisy and humans cumbersome. (Bertrand Vac)

1010. Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. (James Graham)

1011. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. (Delos McKown)

1012. I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. (Gandhi)

1013. Last night
we attempted
a lint
her navel
it. (Tom Robbins)

1014. A poet is a world locked up in a man. (Victor Hugo)

1015. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. (John Lehman)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subcribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week.

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