The Frictionary # 122

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1126. Deep down...life is a kind of time travel machine. (Philippe Geluck)

1127. Promises make debt, and debt makes promises. (Dutch proverb)

1128. Patience: inability to make decisions. (?)

1129. Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like life. (Paul Lutus)

1130. Happiness, like the sun, always throws a shadow. (Pierre Foglia)

1131. Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising. (John Lahr)

1132. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. (Don Marquis)

1133. When you're in a hole, stop digging. (Denis Healey)

1134. There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody. (Florynce Kennedy)

1135. Sometimes people ask me: 'Dave, what is the essence of parenthood?'. I always answer: ' Lowering your standards'. (Dave Barry)

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