The Frictionary # 121

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1116. Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pains of stupidity. (Frank Leahy)

1117. If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them. (L.J. Peter)

1118. Alcohol preserves everything except secrets. (?)

1119. It has no sex, it has no age. It sometimes looks like a cat. It's the opposite of contempt. It's called tenderness. (Jacques Poulin)

1120. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? (Milton Berle)

1121. He who is conceived in a cage, yearns for the cage. (Yevgeny Yevtushenko)

1122. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. (George Berkeley)

1123. Excuses are the poor man's judo. (Jean Yanne)

1124. Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity. (Sigmund Freud)

1125. Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. (Kurt Vonnegut*)
* Kurt Vonnegut recently passed away. He will be missed.

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