The Frictionary # 124

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1146. I recommend that the Statue of Liberty on the East Coast be supplemented by a Statue of Responsability on the West Coast. (Viktor E. Frankl)

1147. The meaning of life is that it stops. (Franz Kafka)

1148. Men are born equal, the day after they aren't anymore. (Jules Renard)

1149. A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a swimming pool. (?)

1150. Do you believe in telepathy? No? Then what are you doing when you pray? (Charles Moore)

1151. Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. (Bill Maher)

1152. First ask where the people are, then ask for the road. (Chinese proverb)

1153. It is true that everything has all been said, but seeing nobody was listening we'll have to repeat. (André Gide)

1154. Capital punishment: the income tax. (Jeff Hayes)

1155. The goal in life is to die young - as late as possible. (Ashley Montagu)

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